Yet Another Perspective on the February '99 Pilgrimage
The Great Station:

That Mosque of Mornington, that Kirk o' the Crescent, that Synagogue of Spoon...

"Bloody Crescent hooligans! Oi! Don't any of you lot have jobs to go to?"
The intrepid pilgrims just before departure.

Forward, lads! For God and Mrs Trellis!

Mr Pants modestly tries to push Raak and Dan to the front of the picture.
Yer Mom has the goods...
When it comes to gap-minding, the Pilgrims don't mess around.

Meanwhile Dunx does his male model routine, Silk makes an off-colour joke in BSL, Hugo gets it first, and Nina conveys the implicit promise of unparalleled ecstacy.

Silk does, er... something, whilst Rob ignores him. Everyone else watches for the vice squad.