"Super dupa"

I am a single 50 year old mum with 9 kids i am a widow. Me and my husband got very exited with sex. But sadly i killed him because he found out he was gay. I shot him 7 times with a shotgun, i then plucked his pubes and sent them to his gay lover. I then plucked his eyes out with a blunt knife. i use his head 4 toilet paper coz i cant afford it. i am now a lesbien because i cant trust gay men.

• Euthanasia squad: There, there, just drink this and lie down quietly, whilst having sweet dreams of Mornington Crescent.

• Euthanasia squad (Winner's Comments): It's a mercy killing.
• Projoy: Oh, shame. I was about to enjoy a full-blooded round of Jerry Springer Crescent. Never mind.
• Rich: My question is, "should I tell my mother I am a Manchester United fan"?
• st dogmeal: rich] If you do it just after you have made love I am sure she will take it well. [injoke]
• MoA: *fails to comprehend in-joke, woofs Cadbury fruit&nut all over Aldwych platform*

Previous: The Peasant Revolt   Home   Next: Have I Got ___ For You!