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Carmine: ...iminal mastermind, I'm from marketing.
Lovely! I've always wanted a...
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Thos: ...insley Harriot to be involved in a fatal baking accident.
Hello, good evening and...
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Kayl: ...what, Mr Titchmarsh, do you think you've done with my garden?
All the world's a stage and all the men and women...
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penelope: ... in the audience are looking the other way.
...You gotta great c...
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Raak: , now let's hear your d.
Strait is the gate...
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Thos: ...gay is the open way!
Willow, weep for...
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Vegetarius Rex: ...you are a midget with funny clothes.
First I was
afraid, I was petrified, kept thinking...
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Kevan: ...I should have brought a reflective shield with me, or something.
Other listings magazines are...
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Ibid: also at an angle, hence the name
The next programme is a searing indictment...
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Dunx: ... of barbecue cooking.
Your nearest exit may be...
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Bigyeti: ..come your entrance if you're on the outside.
Take me down to the...
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penelope: haberdashery floor please, lift attendant.
Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the...
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Kayl: adult section.
I'll give him a run for his...
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Bigyeti: ..chickens. That way, they won't run across my garden.
On the first..
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Carmine: ...day of non-demoninational celebration, my
life-partner of equal stature gave to me...
Rudolph the red...
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Norma: ...neck drank too much Budweiser, tried to clean his shotgun, and accidentally shot his dog.
Long ago the music...
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blamelewis: ...started, and I'm still here grinning politely. When will they finish so I can give them ten pence and let them torture some other poor sod with their carols?
Thank you for the music...
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CdM: box and the cotton socks, Grandma. They're just what I wanted.
The day the music...
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Grauniad: ...had to be paid for again. Thanks, RIAA
MP...
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mr cholmondley warner: .....eople lead singer Heather Small rushed to hospital (probably Holby City) after freak hairdryer incident.
You'd better be good, you'd better w......
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mr cholmondley warner - sorry spacing issue: .....eople lead singer Heather Small rushed to hospital (probably Holby City) after freak hairdryer incident.
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You'd better be good, you'd better w......
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Inkspot: ...ritted in your betterest English like what I teached you
It is always better to g...
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Thos: ...ag than swallow without physical reaction Oh Lord!
If undelivered, please return to...
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Carmine: ...regularly scheduled drink, if however, you are
delivered, abstain from all manner of alcohol.
Wasn't it Descartes who said, "I th...
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Phil: ...ought I thaw a puddy tat a cweeping up on me"?
Cogito ergo ...
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Kayl: ...sum Caecilius.For those of you unaquainted with the Cambridge Latin Course, just don't bother trying to comprehend this last.
Shall I comp...
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Herr Bratsche: ...lete this sentence? Oh, what's the bloody point!
And now, it's time to play the game called ...
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Raak: ...Mornington Crescent.
MC Server: Game won by Raak.